Office by Alex Penny
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I am the Tricksey Raven! Native Spirit to all of the People. Call me a crow and I’ll peck your eyes out! -stupid crows are stupid- I am a teacher, a trickster, a messenger and a speaker. I am All-Bird! I am Super-Bird!
Can you trust my advice? Who knows! That’s the fun of it! So ask away! Ask Away!
OOC: Found this on facebook, thought of you two…
[[Ooooooo an excuse to post this: Chinese Raven]]
Ravens are considered a solar symbol in Chinese mythology. The three legged raven lives in the sun, representing the sun’s three phases - rising, noon and setting. When the sunlight hits their glossy black feathers just right, they seem to turn to silver.
that had no business being where they landed, they lacked any common similarity, down to color, any and every shade Raven could find he dropped. He wondered if anyone would think to look down on the rainbow-litter, if they could ignore the buildings and other human clutter and how many of them could place it accurately*
cat+ raven=caven … pro :D
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! no!
FLY MY FLOCKS! THIS INSULT CANNOT STAND!
*covers his face and beak with one wing*
What have I gotten myself into…. crazy ass humans who are battery powered, some guy I don’t even know where the fuck he comes from cause he’s a blending of three different worlds is acting like a pretty-princess-drama-queen, THE ONLY SANE ONE BECAME A GIRL (which I swear I had NOTHING to do with, not my style Bro) …
I might have to just suck it up and drop a whale on the lot of them. I wonder how many blow up dolls it would take to get them all in the same place?
LOOK GUYS! I made an alien!
trickseyraven replied to your post: *lands on a chair and conjures a nest out of shadow* It’s been a strange few days Loki. Raining sharks seems almost normal these days doesn’t it? Do you know any stories? Preferably one that will explain to me what the hell’s going on around here. Sleep…
-smiles-
So, what have you been up to lately? Just woke up from your sleep?
Oh no, I woke up weeks ago. That the nature spirits sleep is actually why I’ve been able to make it rain sushi… my cousin Shark is asleep at the moment, otherwise he’d try to eat me. *puffs feathers out while thinking* A lot is going on out there right now. I like it. Did you know that there are humans out there who dedicate their lives to saving birds? I set a flock of mine to poop on all their cars.
*sad raven*
John “Jack” Parsons
A very real, batshit insane, scientist who basically put the S in nasa. He hung out with Crowley to the point where it was assumed that John would eventually take over the Satanic Cult and before every built/launch he chanted a prayer to his personal god Pan. He also had a habit of building Launch-Worthy rockets in his house.
L.Ron Hubbard stole his money and mistress then John mysteriously blew himself into orbit in a “it wasn’t an accident Hubbard had him killed” type of situation when some of the rocket fuel Jack mixed and stored in his house some how went boom.
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Howard “daddy” Stark
Loki….. you’ve been screwing multiple generations of Stark’s haven’t you…. be honest.
reblogging because it’s too perfect…
I found our theme song….
Mischief Makers Assemble!
For the Avengers!
I bring ye Sushi!
I’m making it RAIN yo!
Yummy shark….
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/11/shark_found_in_yuma_canal_wtf.php
The Arizona Game and Fish Department is asking the public’s help in finding the person responsible for putting a shark in a Yuma canal.
As you probably know, no shark species are native to Arizona, so when one’s found in a freshwater irrigation canal it tends to raise a few eyebrows.
The shark was found dead in the West Main Canal near 1st Street and 14th Avenue in Yuma on Saturday. Authorities believe the shark was placed in the canal by someone who caught it in either San Diego or Mexico.
The shark is about 32 inches long, but Game and Fish officials aren’t sure what brand of shark they’re dealin’ with — they say it’s similar to a lemon shark.
It’s unclear to authorities whether the shark was alive when it was placed in the canal. Some sharks are able to survive in both fresh and saltwater, the GFD says, so tossin’ one in a canal can be big SNAFU when it comes to public safety.
Arizona Game and Fish DepartmentJust when you thought it was safe to go swimming in a Yuma canal…
All sharks, both freshwater and saltwater, are restricted wildlife in Arizona, which means anyone found with one is breaking the law.
We have a feeling that someone who was apparently keeping a shark as a pet didn’t tell their friends about it. So, if you have any information (or a friend who used to have a pet shark) please call the Operation Game Thief hotline toll-free at (800) 352-0700. Cash rewards may be offered for information leading to an arrest.
